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1: Were you ever a supermodel? Of course! I was on magazine covers all across the country, didn't you notice? You can see evidence at DaveModel. 2: Didn't I see you in an episode of 'Friends'? No. 3: Is there a Dave Ljung Madison Fan Club? Yes. We have a special deal for people who want to join the DLMFC, seeing as how it doesn't currently have any members. 4: Have you ever been in the movies? I have written, directed and starred in many home movies, such as: "Dave goes skiing" "Dave on a hike" "At Dave's house" "Dave is swing dancing" - volume 1 "Dave is swing dancing" - volume 2 "Dave is swing dancing" - volume 3 5: Have you ever been in any real movies? Actually, I'm surprised to say yes. 6: Have you written any books? Of course! You can purchase it at amazon: The Life And Times.. If that link doesn't work, try this one 7: Are you world famous? Definitely! Here are some notable Dave appearances: Swing: Appeared on the front page of Fort Collins, CO newspaper The Edge Front page photo of Boulder, CO newspaper FriDay Prominently photo'd in San Francisco Magazine article on swing (3/1999). Almost a dancing extra in _Bicentennial Man_. Oh well. Appeared on network TV (ABC Sports commerical cuts) Appeared on local TV in California Danced in Steve Goode band corporate video World Birthday Party: Front page article, photos in Fort Collins, CO newspaper Collegian Front page article, photos in Fort Collins, CO newspaper Coloradoan Being a geek: Published in HP Journal article on CPU verification: Electrical Verification of the HP PA 8000 Processor [local] from August 1997 Volume 48 Issue 4, Article 4 [copy @ cpus.hp.com] Sidebar: Shmoo shapes [local] (My sections: Test Cases, Automated Tools, Creating the Golden ROM) Interviewed for Wired article (unknown publication?) on Cosmic Encounter 8: Are you a superhero? of course! 9: Were you ever "Man Of The Year?" Absolutely! Didn't you see the massive news coverage on CNN? I was also almost man of the year for the Sac2030, a philanthropist organization, at least according to their web history, but that's not actually me. 10: What's The World Birthday Party 6000? The World Birthday Party was a massive party that some of us had back in Colorado. Since I've moved, the party has kind of faded away. 11: Have you ever owned a University? Well, kind of. In my jealousy over not owning dave.com, I tried registering the (fictituous) SF Digital Audio/Visual Engineering College (specifically, dave.edu). I received a letter from Internic about the registration, but nothing after that, so it looks like I won't get the domain.
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