Dave Ljung Madison FAQ

D a v e F A Q
S i x - - G e t t i n g A t t e n t i o n / A c t i n g S t u p i d

Were you ever a supermodel?
Didn't I see you in an episode of 'Friends'?
Is there a Dave Ljung Madison Fan Club?
Have you ever been in the movies?
Have you ever been in any real movies?
Have you written any books?
Are you world famous?
Are you a superhero?
Were you ever "Man Of The Year?"
What's The World Birthday Party 6000?
Have you ever owned a University?

                 

1:   Were you ever a supermodel?
Of course!  I was on magazine covers all across the country, didn't you notice?
You can see evidence at DaveModel.

2:   Didn't I see you in an episode of 'Friends'?
No.

3:   Is there a Dave Ljung Madison Fan Club?
Yes.  We have a special deal for people who want to join the DLMFC, seeing
as how it doesn't currently have any members.

4:   Have you ever been in the movies?
I have written, directed and starred in many home movies, such as:
  "Dave goes skiing"
  "Dave on a hike"
  "At Dave's house"
  "Dave is swing dancing" - volume 1
  "Dave is swing dancing" - volume 2
  "Dave is swing dancing" - volume 3

5:   Have you ever been in any real movies?
Actually, I'm surprised to say yes.

6:   Have you written any books?
Of course!  You can purchase it at amazon:
  The Life And Times..

If that link doesn't work, try this one

7:   Are you world famous?
Definitely!  Here are some notable Dave appearances:

Swing:
  Appeared on the front page of Fort Collins, CO newspaper The Edge
  Front page photo of Boulder, CO newspaper FriDay
  Prominently photo'd in San Francisco Magazine article on swing (3/1999).
  Almost a dancing extra in _Bicentennial Man_.  Oh well.
  Appeared on network TV (ABC Sports commerical cuts)
  Appeared on local TV in California
  Danced in Steve Goode band corporate video

World Birthday Party:
  Front page article, photos in Fort Collins, CO newspaper Collegian
  Front page article, photos in Fort Collins, CO newspaper Coloradoan

Being a geek:
  Published in HP Journal article on CPU verification:
    Electrical Verification of the HP PA 8000 Processor   [local]
      from August 1997 Volume 48 Issue 4, Article 4       [copy @ cpus.hp.com]
    Sidebar: Shmoo shapes                                 [local]
    (My sections:  Test Cases, Automated Tools, Creating the Golden ROM)

  Interviewed for Wired article (unknown publication?) on Cosmic Encounter

8:   Are you a superhero?
of course!

9:   Were you ever "Man Of The Year?"
Absolutely!  Didn't you see the massive news coverage on CNN?


  I was also almost man of the year for the Sac2030, a philanthropist organization,
  at least according to their web history, but that's not actually me.

10:  What's The World Birthday Party 6000?
The World Birthday Party was a massive party that some of us had back
in Colorado.  Since I've moved, the party has kind of faded away.

11:  Have you ever owned a University?
Well, kind of.  In my jealousy over not owning dave.com, I tried
registering the (fictituous) SF Digital Audio/Visual Engineering College
(specifically, dave.edu).  I received a letter from Internic about the
registration, but nothing after that, so it looks like I won't get the domain.

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