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Table Of Contents

  1. Changes - FAQ Revision History
  2. What is a FAQ?
  3. Copyright
  4. Disclaimer
  5. Editorial
  6. Maintainers / Locations
  7. How is this FAQ created?
  8. What can you tell me about this server?

1:   Changes - FAQ Revision History
Version Now, Now nowth, 20now
  Like I'm going to keep a changelog up to date...
Version 6.2, October 12th, 2000
  Bunch of stuff.  New build script.  Added Opinions link.  Heck, actually
  this is many changes over many months, I just forgot to update the version.
Version 6.1, July 4th, 2000
  I realize that I haven't updated the version number in a long time, so
  I just pad it a bunch.  I can do that, I own the place.
Version 3.3, June 20th, 1999
  Wrote automation scripts and wrote up most of the entries
Version 3.2, June 19th, 1999
  Actually started to fill it out
Version 3.1, May 5th 1996
  I just felt like starting at revision 3.1.  Nobody really trusts any
  revisions before 2.0 now do they?
Version 0, Dec 3 1971
  I was born.  This raised many questions.

2:   What is a FAQ?
Frequently Asked Question.  See rtfm.mit.edu
The word 'frequently' might be a stretch for this document.

3:   Copyright
This FAQ is Copyright 1999 by David Ljung
All rights reserved.

Permission to use, copy and distribute this FAQ, or parts thereof,
by any means and for any purpose EXCEPT PROFIT PURPOSES is hereby
granted, PROVIDED that both the above Copyright notice and
this permission notice appear in all copies of the FAQ itself, that the
parts used are totally unaltered contents-wise and that information as to
how to obtain the newest and most current release of this document is
included, in particular when dealing with a published media inheritly
outdated at time of release, like a printed publication or CD-ROMs.

Reproducing this FAQ or parts thereof by any means, included, but
not limited to, printing, copying existing prints, publishing by electronic
or other means, implies full agreement and consent to the above
non-profit-use clause, unless upon explicit prior written (non-electronic)
permission of the author.  It also implies full consent to the above
one-free-copy-clause with no exceptions.

My lawyers would tell me to put all that in if:
1)  I had any lawyers
2)  There was anything of value in this FAQ

4:   Disclaimer
This FAQ is provided by the author ``as is'', and any express or
implied warranties, including, but not limited to, the implied warranties
of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose are disclaimed.

In absolutely no event shall the author be liable for any direct,
indirect, incidental, special, exemplary, or consequential damages
(including, but not limited to, trying to become friends with Dave,
loss of use, data, or profits from hanging out with Dave)
however caused and on any theory of liability, whether in contract,
strict liability, or tort (including negligence or otherwise) arising in
any way out of the use of the informations herein contained, even if
advised of the possibility of such damage from knowing Dave.

Please feel free to offer any kinds of bribery or special services
in return for favorable mentioning or recommendations.  I'm fairly
cheap, mail me for prices.

This FAQ is A JOKE.
Get a grip.

5:   Editorial
This document was written in response to numerous questions that
have flooded our mailboxes about Dave's Life.  Well...  no, okay, so
in reality nobody is really asking me anything, and nobody really cares
about these answers, but that's okay, because narcissism is a
powerful fuel.

If you send me a question I will happily add the question and answer
to this document.  If you like I can add a note as to who submitted
the question as well, but boy, won't that make you look lame.

6:   Maintainers / Locations
Created and maintained by:

David Ljung Madison
davefaq -at- daveola dot com

Your input is very welcome!
Send suggestions, additions, updates and corrections.

You can browse it on the WWW via DaveFAQ.com

7:   How is this FAQ created?
I am a firm believer in automation.  This faq is created by my make_faq
script which is freely available at MarginalHacks.
It reads the following files:
conf txt_1 txt_2 txt_3 txt_4 txt_5 txt_6 txt_7 txt_8

8:   What can you tell me about this server?
This, and many other domains used to be served on one of the smallest Linux
servers you can find.  I have a page of information on it.

These days, actually, I get my hosting from ServerBeach and they're
fantastic and cheap.  If you buy from them, use my referral code 5YJN4CG2TM
and you'll save $100 and save me some money too!

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