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1: How much are you worth? I am worth $2,450,330.00. I'm happy to see that this puts me in the top 40 most expensive humans for sale on their site (out of 2.5 million humans). If only I could sell a few *pieces* of me. 2: What is your nerdity percentage? I am 65.40% (327/500) geek. Unfortunately my nerdity score is dropping because I am forgetting the things I learned in school. Damn - what the hell is avagadro's number again? 3: What is your purity percentage? I am also under 50% pure. Geeks can have fun too. I take the test with all 500 questions, and sometimes I also tally up the score for sections I am interested in (1-3,5,7-11) removing the drugs and non-primary gender preference to get that score as well. I've also done the online purity test which is 400 questions and scored 38% pure Here's a history of my dropping purity: 1/1993 56.4% 1/10/1993 51.8% 3/6/1994 51.8% (non-drugs/primary: 43.3%) 10/21/1996 48.6% 6/2004 36.6% (non-drugs/primary: 26%) <- thanks to Section 8! :) 4: What is your sanity percentage? I am evidently about 81% insane. Though I would have to question the authority of the aforementioned sanity test. It's a bit shifty. :) 5: Are you a Freak? (Really a 1970's test for "Need for Uniqueness") Raw % Percentile Need to be unique: 81.25 88th Need to NOT conform: 97.73 99th Willingness to express dissent: 100.00 96th Overall: 89.84 96th 6: What's your Intelligence Quotient (I.Q.)? According to http://cech.cesnet.cz/IQ/index.php I am in that two sigma. 7: Oh yeah? Well what's your Emotional Intelligence Quotient (E.Q.)? According to the Utne Reader, I'm pretty retarded. My score was 65. No, not out of 100 - like I.Q., where 100 is average. Yikes. But according to Queendom I'm in great shape: Overall score: 117 points (population mean = 100; SD = 15; min = 30; max = 145) Behavioral aspect: 115 points (min = 37; max = 144) Knowledge aspect: 121 points (min = 37; max = 131) So how do I react to this? Screw the Utne Reader! *sob* ;-) 8: What is your Logic I.Q.? It's 85/100, which is why I do what I do. (Hey baby, 50+ is outstanding...) 9: Any other QueenDom results? Image Twist 100% Sensuality Test 78% Sex Personality: Attitude: Very liberal (92/100) Spice: Above Average (70/100) Sexual Daredevil: Average .. What they talkin' about? I have sex in public! In fact, see... 10: Are you a member of the mile high club? July 29th, 2002, AA flight 115 Heathrow->Kennedy 11: Are you egotistical? Much to the surprise of many (including myself), I'm evidently pretty even between altruism and egoism. Maybe that's a scoring error.. 12: Do you want those scores to be high or low? Nerdity Percentage: High Purity Percentage: Low Sanity Test: Depends on the test I.Q.: High 13: Are you accident prone? Evidently I am accident prone enough to have deleted the answer to this question sometime in the last few years without even noticing... 14: What's your Myers-Briggs Type I am, not surprisingly, completely Rational (NT). My full temperament is Extroverted Intuitive Thoughtful Perceiving (ENTP). In a more negative sense, I am not Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging. You can get more info at sunsite, According to xeromag, however, this makes me the Mad Scientist. I appreciate that. 15: What is your Enneagram My top scores: Thinker 7 Reformer 6 Leader 5 Generalist 5 Motivator 4 2009/06: I took the test again. Type 5 The Investigator 8 (I think this is the same as the "Thinker" above) Type 7 The Enthusiast 7 Type 1 The Reformer 5 Type 8 The Challenger 5 2012/04: The tests can't agree on me (enneagramquiz.com) You are a Type 7 with a 6 wing: "The Entertainer" ((That doesn't sound right, actually)) Your tritype is 7w6, 1w2, 3w4. Because of the idea of Enneagrams growth/stress arrows, it seems I'm either a highly stressed Investigator or a highly "growthed" Enthusiast. I just made that word up. 16: Do you have lots of Anxiety? Nope. I'm 19/100. 17: How jealous are you? I used to be a jealous freak, but then I got my head on straight. Overall score: 11/100 (65+ is extreme jealousy) Emotional level: 15/100 (88+ is extremely jealous) Behavioral level: 7/100 (35+ is extremely jealous) Irrational level: 6/100 (65+ is extremely jealous) Dependency: 12/100 Self-esteem issues: 10/100 Control issues: 0/? 18: How much of a loser are you? According to TheSpark I am a: MASTERMIND (Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker ) Like just 9% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German. Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you've definitely got the "vision" thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy. 19: What is your shape-affinity? According to this one question test, I am Introspective, Sensitive, Reflective. Gee, that's nice. 20: Who would you be in a medieval kingdom? The Discoverer might be found in most of the thriving kingdoms of the time. Your overriding goal is to go where no one else has ever gone before. Regardless of the number of available natural problems to be solved, it is not unusual for you to continually challenge yourself with new situations or obstacles that you have created. You are an insatiable explorer of people, places, things and ideas. You thrive on constant change and anything new or different. On the positive side, you can be creatively rational as well as open minded and just. On the negative side, you might be an impractical and indecisive procrastinator. Interestingly, your preference is just as applicable in today's corporate kingdoms. I took it once before and got to be Prime Minister. That's pretty cool. Being a bastard, I figured out where they hide most of their descriptions: Prime Minister, Merchant, Scientist, Bishop, Minstrel, Black Knight, White Knight, Discoverer, Shepherd, Benevolent Ruler 21: Which Star Wars characters are you most like? This test rates you on five traits, and gives you Star Wars characters that have the same traits as you. Trait ----- openness 80% (Yoda) conscientious 47% (Grand Moff Tarkin) extraversion 86% (Lando Calrissian) agreeableness 0% (Emporer Palpatine) neuroticism 14% (Princess Leia) 22: What are your Values? I am an Actualizer / Experiencer: Actualizers are successful, sophisticated, active, "take-charge" people with high self-esteem and abundant resources. They are interested in growth and seek to develop, explore, and express themselves in a variety of ways--sometimes guided by principle, and sometimes by a desire to have an effect, to make a change. Image is important to Actualizers, not as evidence of status or power but as an expression of their taste, independence, and character. Actualizers are among the established and emerging leaders in business and government, yet they continue to seek challenges. They have a wide range of interests, are concerned with social issues, and are open to change. Their lives are characterized by richness and diversity. Their possessions and recreation reflect a cultivated taste for the finer things in life. Experiencers are young, vital, enthusiastic, impulsive and rebellious. They seek variety and excitement, savoring the new, the offbeat, and the risky. Still in the process of formulating life values and patterns of behavior, they quickly become enthusiastic about new possibilities but are equally quick to cool. At this stage in their lives, they are politically uncommitted, uninformed, and highly ambivalent about what they believe. Experiencers combine an abstract disdain for conformity with an outsider's awe of others' wealth, prestige, and power. Their energy finds an outlet in exercise, sports, outdoor recreation and social activities. Experiencers are avid consumers and spend much of their income on clothing, fast food, music, movies, and video. 23: What kind of dog are you? I didn't like the choices in this test much, but I am evidently: Great Dane You are most like a GREAT DANE. You are the Adonis of all dogs. Sophisticated and full of spirit, you draw a crowd of admirers wherever you go. Being intelligent and athletically gifted does not hurt your popularity, either. You are classy and well-mannered, while maintaining a friendly and approachable air. You are the perfect blend of physical and mental prowess. 24: Speaking of emode, what is your personality? Dave's a Skydiver! You're a free-spirited, independent, action-crazed lunatic. You love movies with sex and violence, and you drive like a maniac. "Anything for a good time," is your motto, even if that means dancing half-dressed on some booze-slicked bar. But let's face it, you're so fun, interesting, and gung-ho about life that people find you irresistible no matter what you do. You're open and extroverted, and chances are you're pretty liberal (ever thought of giving nudism a try?). Plus, you can work a crowd, baby. You're like a magnet for love and affection. People adore you. They'll cross a busy street just to get a closer look at you. And, thanks to that healthy dose of self-confidence, you're super-flexible - it takes a real downer to make you blue. Your friends are probably all just like you, and we wouldn't be surprised to hear that you're all plotting to take over some Caribbean island. You're a great leader at work. You're a self-starter and will always volunteer to take on a job if no one else is up for the task. Plus, you're an excellent communicator and tend to spread your enthusiasm to others. But routine work makes you act up and throw things, and then people don't like you so much anymore. 25: How evil are you? Evil 5% Sexually Evil 5% Passive Aggressive 5% Black Hearted 30% [2005/12/12] Hey baby, check this excerpt out: "In bed, you're as generous as they come - you always put your partner's needs ahead of yours. And your bedroom is a sacred temple. Overall, you're an enlightened sexual wonder. Just remember, it's okay to go nuts on your birthday." Hear that? My birthday is December 3rd. You have been warned. 26: How evil were you? Evidently I've grown less evil. When I first took the test a few years ago: Evil 35% Sexually Evil 5% Passive Aggressive 65% Black Hearted 60% 27: What is your political party? According to the quizfarm test for political beliefs, I'm anarchist. Cute.
Anarchism | | 92% | |
Democrat | | 58% | |
Green | | 50% | |
Socialist | | 25% | |
Republican | | 17% | |
Fascism | | 8% | |
Nazi | | 0% | |
Communism | | 0% |
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